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I never knew my real ladder.....

More from Norm:
Hi John,
Another one:
A man is praying to God, " Lord, I'd like to ask you a question?"
God answers: " of course, go ahead"
"Lord,is it true that a million years to you is but a second?"
God answers " yes,it is"
" Then what is a million dollars to you?"
God answers," it is but a penny"
" Ah then,Lord, can I have a penny"?
" Sure", says the Lord, " just a second".

This one deals with the relativity of time and of how we perceive it.
A snail was mugged by 2 turtles. When the cops asked the snail what happened. He said " I don't know. It happened so fast".
One day 3 men are killed in a car crash. They meet later on at an orientation session in heaven. The facilitator asks each man how they would like to be remembered by family and friends as they view them at a wake. The first man says " I hope they mention that I was a good family man and a good attentive doctor."
The second man says, " I hope they say that I was a good teacher and I really made a difference in the lives of my students."
The third man says " I hope someone says ' look he moved'!"
Sincerely,
Norm

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Hear the joke about sausages?
No?, it'll only get wurst.
contributed by Sacha.

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A guy goes to heaven and, after several weeks there, goes to Saint Peter and complains how unhappy he is. The guy says “If only I had just one day more on earth I will never complain again”. So Saint Peter lets him and away he goes. He finds a disco bar in San Francisco called “Sam Clam’s” where he spends the whole night. Arriving back at the Pearly Gate the next morning the guy says to Saint Peter “I’ve made a dreadful mistake and must go back.” “We had a deal” said Saint Peter, “so your excuse had better be good. So let’s hear it!” The guy says “I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco”
Jim Olts

What Our Clients Are Saying

I have accompanied clients for 2 summers to John's camp. I have been to the Social & Life Skills Camp and the 18 and older "Moving Forward Camp." My clients and myself look forward each summer to attending his camp. 
John has excellent behaviour management skills, teaches the clients social and life skills (planning your bus route, bus etiquette, looking at a menu and ordering, tipping, planning and organizing outings, getting to know people, body language, budgeting money, etc.) that are important to daily living as well as incorporating the clients' interests that are age appropriate. He develops a great relationship with the clients and jokes around with them to develop a rapport. Sometimes our daily schedule changes, which helps clients deal with changes that can occur in every day life. The clients develop friendships with each other and help each other out thanks to John's teaching. John allows the clients to make mistakes and encourages them to work as a team to solve the problem. John captures our daily outings on camera and/or film so parents can view their children interacting and having fun at camp. 

It is a great camp for fostering independence while incorporating your child's interest which in turn creates motivation! I have been to many summer camps and this camp is one of the top camps that my clients and myself look forward to attending each summer! 

Melisa Gibson - Itinerant Educational Assistant

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